Hey, my name's Zoe and I like movies and video games and junk idk.

Was previously:

horrendous-haddock

For The Dancing And The Dreaming

Anonymous inquired:
Gurl, those heels are fab. Work it.

disnerys:

milklegsinthetardis:

disnerys:

I plan to anon~

work it by falling over around your bedroom door and knocking over a bookshelf

shut uP IT HAPPENED ONCE (once being five minutes ago but whatever)

He lives and labors and hopes.”

                                      -Nikola Tesla.

(Source: zeerora)

evangelame:

having your favorite character be a minor character is like being a proud mother at a school play and cheering every time your kid comes on stage even though they’re playin the part of tree #3

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

We go by many names, and take many forms.

(Source: captainsteves)

megaparsecs:

we’re all better and gayer people than we used to be 

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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Cunt again? It was odd how men … used that word to demean women when it was the only part of a woman they valued.”

 sheriff-swan:

— Asha Greyjoy, A Dance With Dragons   (via scrlett)

WHERE’S THAT GIF OF THE JUDGE BANGING THE GAVEL AND GOING OOOOOOOOOOH

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(via aryousavvy)

(Source: neolution)

"Thank you for saving my life.

Now let me return the favor."

(Source: yourejustnotkeepingup)

baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy? are you trying to say daddy?
baby: d-d-don't you think this meme format is more than a little played out. I am tired of the way that tumblr does not seem to know when to leave well enough alone when it comes to humor online. The more and more I've had to see posts like this the less and less funny they become. And it does not just go for this "baby saying it's first word" post format. I honestly came out to have a good time, spiders georg, and the mere concept of skeletons have all recently been subject to tumblr's strange obsession with rapid desensitization to a meme. The law of diminishing returns practically states that with every new variation on a meme, every time you add something to the already successful formula, it will be less successful, maybe not in note amount, but in post quality. And if we are living in a world where you value your note count more than you value the service you are providing to other bloggers with your insight or jokes, then you are practically a capitalist and is that really what you want? Tumblr, are you really in support of meme capitalism or can we, as a website, try to come together and create something more, something bigger? We can usher in a meme utopia. It is within our grasp. Thank you.

arendellesnowflake:

get to know me meme; [2/6] favorite characters

➟ Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III

Who, me? Nah, come on! I’m way too muscular for their taste! They wouldn’t know what to do with… all this!

beesmygod:

who the fuck is talking shit about the xkit guy i will drive to your house and perform a colonoscopy on you with my boot