Gurl, those heels are fab. Work it.
I plan to anon~
work it by falling over around your bedroom door and knocking over a bookshelf
shut uP IT HAPPENED ONCE (once being five minutes ago but whatever)
He lives and labors and hopes.”
having your favorite character be a minor character is like being a proud mother at a school play and cheering every time your kid comes on stage even though they’re playin the part of tree #3
please someone reassure my this is just fuckin w people right.
this is bullshit what the fuck
Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck
why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway
so is anyone secretly in love with me yet
We go by many names, and take many forms.
we’re all better and gayer people than we used to be
I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest.
"Thank you— for saving my life.
Now let me return the favor."
get to know me meme; [2/6] favorite characters
➟ Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III
Who, me? Nah, come on! I’m way too muscular for their taste! They wouldn’t know what to do with… all this!
who the fuck is talking shit about the xkit guy i will drive to your house and perform a colonoscopy on you with my boot